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trashgender-garbabe-nova:
“ sapphiel:
“ why is this making me laughter harder than it should
”
When you make a beautiful snow mural and then take a nap with your bike.
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dankmemeuniversity:

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positive-memes:
“His special day
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mono-black-devotion:

chandra-nalaar:

mono-black-devotion:

chandra-nalaar:

chandra-nalaar:

getting bullied at art school is the worst bc not only are you getting picked on by people who post voltron discourse but every mean thing they say to you is verbatim lifted from a text post you’ve already seen and that has damaged my self respect in a way that nothing else ever could

knowing i am lower on the college food chain than 20 year olds who say “weird flex but okay” and “sure jan” in real life has done irreparable psychological damage

I can’t wrap my head around art school bullies

i said i hate anime and now they want me dead

Oh I thought they were just being mean you didn’t tell me you provoked them

(via roaminromans)

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

maxiesatanofficial:

maxiesatanofficial:

for real, though, why do recipes consistently tell you to use less herbs and spices in than you should. fuck your “two cloves of garlic,” fuck your “half teaspoon of cinnamon,” and you can absolutely go to hell with your “dash of black pepper”

I’m pretty sure that the only time I’ve ever actually managed to overseason food was when working with balsamic vinegar, which is the most overpowering motherfucker of a sauce known to man

i appreciate the energy and anger in this post, which is righteous and just

(via tarvek-sturmvoraus)

siobhanblank:

glixbitch:

jooferslannister:

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I JUST CHECKED THIS IS REAL IM SCREAMING

When you’ve spent 92 years on this earth with the name “Dick Van Dyke” and you’re only just now hearing the dumbest possible joke about it.

(via saffron-starlight)

Anonymous said: Where'd you come up with your url?

ryansreign:

steogem:

7eggs:

1000nipples:

7eggs:

27teacups:

7eggs:

27teacups:

7eggs:

there were seven eggs left

same

you must have a lot of tea cups

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yes

i am very proud of your collection

hey guys

dude fholy shit

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tumblr got them…………

Must have been 1000 female presenting nipples

somewhereinjersey:

raptortooth:

a-yoda-a-day:

imagine being so bad at moderating your own website you decide to just kill half the user base and not fix any of the actual problems

Isn’t this the plot of Infinity War

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girlfriendluvr:

good things about the nsfw ban

  • good idea to ban nsfw content on a 13+ website. like as a concept, it is a good policy!!
  • no more cp
  • children will not get exposed to nsfw shit on here anymore (literally you could not search the tag of any female character, including adult ones, without finding porn of her. after this ban was announced, a 15 year old i know’s first reaction was “finally i can search any tag ever”)
  • no more dudes with blogs that are just gifs of stolen footage from sex workers
  • no more nerds with hentai blogs. theyre not inherently bad but i personally hate them

bad things about the nsfw ban

  • will hurt sex workers who use this site to advertise
  • bad implementation: things getting incorrectly flagged as nsfw. several sfw lgbt tags and a few fandom tags (like, for children’s tv shows) were made unsearchable, and some innocent people’s blogs were deleted. this is more a problem with the implementation, than the policy itself.
  • not necessarily a bad thing about the nsfw ban, but a bad thing related to it: tumblr ONLY did this bc they got taken out of the app store. they don’t actually give a shit

things that are unrelated to the nsfw ban but important to note

  • tumblr still hasn’t banned the terfs or the nazis, and they need to.
  • tumblr STILL promotes pedophilic content. in their “year in review 2018″ thing, many of the “top ships” listed were pedophilic (like sheith) or incestuous (like thorki). this is disgusting.

(via amandab821)

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